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Phone Sex Fetish Junk Removal

phone sex fetishWhat is your phone sex fetish? I have a lot of them, but none of them are vanilla. I cater to dark fetishes. Castration for example, is my favorite fetish. Yes, you read that correctly. I enjoy taking  a man’s worthless balls. Not just on the fun, but in real life too. I advertise in fetish magazines and hardcore S and M magazines. Guys looking to be castrated understand the term junk removal services. I don’t haul away your trash. I lob of your balls. For a price of course. It has to be done discreetly, however,  because the law states you cannot consent to torture. I think that is bullshit. If you know you have a worthless pecker and/or are some deviant who doesn’t deserve his testicles, you should be able to hire me openly. The way I look at it, I am saying the state thousands of dollars. You will either commit a deviant act that will wind you up in prison on our dime of course, or you will impregnate some woman and never pay support. It is best you cannot knock anyone up or commit a sex crime. For the enlightened thinker, there is me. A private junk removal specialist you can hire to do what you are too much of a wuss to do on your own. So next time you see an ad for junk removal on the Back Pages or a fetish site, you will know what you are getting yourself into.


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