Adult phone chat sluts are extra naughty. I was house sitting for a friend of mine last weekend. I was happy to stay in her huge ass house, watch her pups and make easy money. She is always lecturing me about living up to my potential, not using my body to make money but that is easy for her to say. She is college educated and she married well! She told me to help myself to anything while at her place. They have a huge booze collection. They had a liquor store in their basement before this plague hit. Saturday night, I raided her wine cellar. She had bottles of wine older than either of us. I could only imagine how much money was in those bottles of rare and fine wine.
She did tell me to help myself, so I grabbed a bottle of Chardonnay, and helped myself. I love to party. I do a lot of coke, smoke a ton of pot, but I am not much of a drinker, so the wine hit me quickly. Made me horny, but I was alone, and I did not even pack any sex toys. After I polished off the bottle, I got to thinking how good it would feel inside me. I am such a whore; I will fuck my cunt with an expensive bottle of wine. I got up on the kitchen counter, spread my pussy, impaled my bald beaver on the bottle neck and started thrusting up and down it. My juices were squirting everywhere, but I just kept fucking it. That cold glass felt good in my warm cunt. I can handle big things in my fuck holes.
I became insatiable. I decided to fuck more bottles of wine. I kept thinking to myself how naughty it was to cover her expensive wine with wet bald pussy juice. I wondered if she would smell my cum on the cork when he poured a glass of wine for her and her husband. I fucked 69 bottles of wine last weekend. I bet her husband will really love wine now.