A sexy slut like me can have any guy she wants. And I do. I get more cock than a porn star. But don’t think for a moment that means you can fuck me. We need to get a few things straight first. Because I am a hot smoking bitch who can have any guy she wants, that means I can be selective. Sure, I am a horny bitch. I love to fuck, but I have standards. Very high standards. I don’t care about your income or your education or your relationship status or your looks. You could be an ugly, broke, dumbass, married asshole, but if you have a porn star cock, to match my porn star libido, I’d fuck you.
However, if you are a handsome, college educated, wealthy debonair bachelor with a one inch wonder, my pussy wants nothing to do with you. It is time for some adult phone chat about cock size. I deserve monster cock. I don’t care if some stupid whore told you your cock was above average in size. I deserve better than above average. I deserve freaks of nature cock. I am not wasting my time subjecting my princess pussy to anything less than 8 rock solid thick inches. You can go find yourself some silly girl who thinks 4-6 inches is above average. Maybe it’s above average for a midget, but not for me. Jackoff porn was made for losers with small packages, so if you are a small clit marvel, I suggest you watch yourself some and rub your nub.
Now just because you are not worthy of my pussy, doesn’t mean you are not worthy of my humiliation. If you can’t fuck me, well you can still serve a purpose. How do you feel about sucking cock and eating creampies? Oh, wait. A loser like you has no say in how we play.